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Howard Kelrick

24 Karat Corner: Read this column - Lose 10 pounds a month!

Outrageous false claim? Blatant lie? Of course!  But, if you’ve spent any time at all behind a jewelry counter, it’s probably not the most ridiculous thing you’ve heard recently.

I was waiting to take my friend Rob out for lunch to celebrate his new boat (it seems some jewelers are still continuing to do very well) and to wrangle an invitation for a ride over the week-end. As I waited, I leaned in to listen to his sales manager Chloe deal with a customer.


24 Karat Corner: We have a winner!

If your place of work is anything like mine, right now somebody is organizing the Super Bowl pool.  And, again, if your place is like mine, all the guys who can explain how the tight end should be used to beat the Cover 2 defense are confidently putting in their money, fully expecting to collect their winnings on Monday morning.  It seems, however, the winner is always the one person in the office who doesn’t follow football at all and just throws in their entry to be “one of the boys.”  I’ll bet its the same thing in your office too!

24 Karat Corner: An off the rack world

Last night, after a vigorous twenty minutes of racket ball, the boys and I went out to dinner.  After ordering, the conversation turned to the normal topics, and my friend Mel wondered aloud why he still couldn’t meet a suitable girl.

By suitable girl, he meant, of course, the perfect girl.  So, while its nice to dream about finding that one girl who scores a perfect ten in all the important categories, the fact is, we are living and searching in an off the rack world, and customization just isn’t an option.

24 Karat Corner - News and Views from the 24 Karat Club Southeastern U.S. What in the world is a “cashier’s” check?

My nephew is a bright kid.  He can type over 100 words a minute just by using his thumbs!  And, he often calls me for advice.  Yesterday, he called me with an odd question.  “Where do I get a cashier’s check?”  Apparently, he was trying to rent an apartment in New York City, and the landlord wanted the first month’s rent, security, etc. in a cashier’s check.  “I asked the cashier at my regular Starbucks for one, and she just looked at me funny!”

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